Underground “Fire Miriam” Movement Surfaces
Written by Bwog Staff
Vowing to “protect the world at large from horrible sex advice” and claiming that Spec sex columnist Miriam Datskovsky “is a violation of all of our human rights,” anonymous tipster “Captain Subtext” has informed Bwog of the Fire Miriam Datskovsky blog. The site primarily contains frighteningly thorough critiques of many of Miriam’s columns and of those who have praised her work, and further correspondence with its mysterious proprietors reveals that they next plan to target Ms. Datskovsky’s vanity website. If you want to know just how far these guys are willing to go to refute every word of Miriam’s columns, look no further than this nitpicky comment, which is just the tip of the iceberg:
Miriam: “There will forever exist those expectations that the logical side of our brains insist are false, but our desires hope to be true”
Fire Miriam Blog: “Desires can’t hope, Miriam.”
Miriam has declined to comment on the site.
The creators have attempted to preempt the inevitable criticisms with a FAQ at the bottom of the page, in which they reveal that they resent the “gender bias” in the selection of sex columnists, “pretty much” all adore the Red Sox, and plan to start a “Fire Miriam Facebook Group”. Is all really fair, Bwog asks, in lust and war?