Man oh man, food and drink are awesome! We present you with the following.
Overheard outside Tasti D-Lite:
Employee: I don’t fucking know.
Boy: I’ll take a large!
Person 2: So people over 40 can get drunk while pretending to be classy.
Person 1: What about beer?
Person 2: Pretending to be CLASSY.
Person 1: What about wine?
Person 2: PRETENDING to be classy.