coulterJust when you thought the dialogue around Columbia’s sexual atmosphere couldn’t get any worse…Ann Coulter got involved. Today on FOX News, Bwog’s favorite channel, she opined (click for video!) on the Daily News “report” “exposing” our “creepy” carnal persuits. Money quotes: 

“I really think you should get a picture of some of these [S&M] clubs and a picture of the young College Republicans and the Christians, because someone who has to join a club at college to have sex? Probably not your lookers.” Conservatives don’t care about kids having premarital sex–just WEIRD premarital sex!

“This has been well documented. Christians have more sex, better sex, more sexual satisfaction…you want a sex club, become an evangelical.” Then assume the missionary position.

And responsible for all of this? “Most of all the culture of children raised in households without two married parents. Ask the girls in that club how many grew up sleeping in the same house as their fathers.”

And that’s the word.