We witnessed the following exchange in Blue Java about a week ago:
Frantic guy at counter: What tea has caffeine in it? I just need something with caffeine.
Blue Java employee: Yes, these teas…? (Motions to selection)
Guy: Yes, that tea, I’ll have that one.
Girl in line: They should really just set up a caffeine IV drip on campus.
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@dsdfs Caffeine 4 Drip
@Powder yeahhh form works, too. But don’t they sell Red Bull in the blue javas? Only butler?
@How original. I’ve been making that remark since about two years ago.
On a more practical note, IV drips can be painful. I would recommend merely dusting the campus with caffeine several times a day. It’s like fertilizer for our young growing minds.