Nothing like the election holiday to get us talking about Jesus.

In McBain, Josh shares this tip:

Two security guards are talking at the swipe-in desk when I walk in.

Guard 1: Yeah, that’s true.

Guard 2: (In a very matter-of-fact tone). You can’t trust a man with a knife in one hand, a smile in the other, while he’s trying to French-kiss you. Isn’t that true?

Me: I don’t know. People usually try to avoid French-kissing me.

He went on to explain that he was alluding to Judas’ betraying of Christ. I said I understood, but was pretty sure most Christian theologians agree that Judas didn’t go for any tongue.