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Nothing like the election holiday to get us talking about Jesus.
In McBain, Josh shares this tip:
Two security guards are talking at the swipe-in desk when I walk in.
Guard 1: Yeah, that’s true.
Guard 2: (In a very matter-of-fact tone). You can’t trust a man with a knife in one hand, a smile in the other, while he’s trying to French-kiss you. Isn’t that true?
Me: I don’t know. People usually try to avoid French-kissing me.
He went on to explain that he was alluding to Judas’ betraying of Christ. I said I understood, but was pretty sure most Christian theologians agree that Judas didn’t go for any tongue.
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@bwog suxxxxx there was no such thing as france in 28 AD you idiots.
if bwog keeps posting these ahistorical comments, i’m going to stop posting. don’t you ever read what you said. what are you a moron?
@what happened to the rap quote? too many offended hipsters?
@kudos well done on the pic, bwog.
@right because the security guards are too uneducated to make an analogy or use figurative language. dumb non ivy league jerkholes
@ahahahaha ahahahahahaa hooray for pretentiousness!!
@sir have you ever heard of the expression, “tongue-in-cheek”?
@please, can we get over ourselves? this was actually kind of funny.
@I don't think the gossip was intended to mock the security guards’ level of education. The humor is found in the fact that the guard specified French-kissing rather than regular kissing. But kudos on the attempt at being anti-elitist.