Written by Bwog Staff
Bwogger Katie Reedy overheard the phone conversation of a dorm security guard…
“I know. I know, I was like ‘oh damn’ too… Yea, and so I asked her, I said, ‘Girl, how do you know it’s mine.’ And she said, ‘I didn’t ever do it with anyone else.’ And I was like, ‘What?! Girl, I need to know this is for real – I need to know that this is not just some Maury shit.’ I said, ‘I am not a statistic!!'”
Just make sure that at Thanksgiving dinner 20 years from now, you don’t let him know he was an accident. Bwog knows that hurts.