18 CommentsBwogger Katie Reedy overheard the phone conversation of a dorm security guard…
“I know. I know, I was like ‘oh damn’ too… Yea, and so I asked her, I said, ‘Girl, how do you know it’s mine.’ And she said, ‘I didn’t ever do it with anyone else.’ And I was like, ‘What?! Girl, I need to know this is for real – I need to know that this is not just some Maury shit.’ I said, ‘I am not a statistic!!'”
Just make sure that at Thanksgiving dinner 20 years from now, you don’t let him know he was an accident. Bwog knows that hurts.
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@shira miranda is super nice. today he introduced himself to me as bill.
@Hmmm Actually, I have to tell you…after living in Wallach for two years Maxwell warmed up and became one of the nice ones, along with Miranda if you were friendly to them. Kindness goes a long way.
@Bombay Frankie *waits for an ISO person to tell us how we are terrible people for speaking ill of security guards*
@well, c maxwell doesn’t strike me as a promiscous, illegitimate child-fathering type. he’s a little old to be doing such things.
@blah im going to assume it was in mcbain and so it def wasn’t maxwell
@in the know it was definitely not c. maxwell.
@roti roll I don’t know how kati overheard that shit…i mean, he essential barks….and not even in english. He barks creole i believe.
@Sprinkles Although, to be fair, if I were a security guard, I wouldn’t be nice to me, either.
@which one is maxwell
@Sprinkles The one who never had a kind word to say to me.
@c. maxwell has never had a kind word for anyone, unless you’re a conspicuous yankees fan and they’re winning.
@yankfan That’s so true– they *have* to be winning, too. There’s another guard, taller, he listens to Knicks games sometimes. I wonder if he’s nice to Knicks fans.
@i'll bet... it was C. Maxwell
@I don't know C. Maxwell is a man of few words.
@oh lord... c. maxwell once yelled at and reported me for starting a food fight in john jay…too bad i didn’t do it.
c. maxwell was faking it for attention, and you gave him what he wanted. nice job, you should be proud.
@where does bwog get these amazing pictures? law officer dad is amazing.
@HAHA Which dorm?
@omfg this is the greatest overheard ever posted on bwog.