So instead of adding punchlines to punchlines, we’re going to give you the funniest lines from the Fed articles we like. Peruse at your own risk/leisure.
The alleged murderer, also male, but not white, was apprehended two hours later in a Hamilton classroom, in the midst of a Lit Hum seminar where he was seen in a Bacchanalian frenzy, tearing a copy of The Garden Party to shreds and screaming, “Fourteen fucking dollars!”
For example, “the part of Tiny Tim will be symbolically replaced by the proletariat. The audience will play the part of the proletariat. It is their job to shout, ‘God bless us, each and every one!’ after Bollinger is mauled to death.