Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
All Articles

Observed & Overheard

SOSTwo Bwoggers sent in this photo of the mysterious (and large) SOS in the South Lawn snow, taken earlier today from the 7th floor of Hamilton. What could have possibly caused someone to create the massive distress signal? Could it have been due to some late-night shipwreck, leaving the castaways no option but to carve the gigantic rescue call onto the lawn and await rescue? Was it, perhaps, merely crafted of drunken freshmen unable to swagger back to their dorms? You decide.


Now, while you ponder on that mystery….

 

CC student: Freshmen have so many classes here.

SEAS student: CC freshmen have a lot of classes here.

CC: Smart freshmen have a lot of classes here.

SEAS: Freshmen who won’t have jobs after they graduate.

CC: Freshmen who don’t have asthma.

SEAS: Freshmen who have sticks up their asses.

CC: Well, it cures the asthma.

Thanks to Ashley Nin and Steven Thomas for their keen eyes and ears.

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

14 Comments

  • snow writing says:

    @snow writing was Rihanna’s street team. she had a concert at Pinnacle this afternoon

  • ugh. says:

    @ugh. freshmEn.

  • but says:

    @but one row is not enough! you need THREE rows! THREE rows so that the planes up there can see us!

  • haha says:

    @haha the sos is FUNNY! the freshman overheard, not so much… who cares about freshmen anyways?!

  • ... says:

    @... word.

  • firstyears says:

    @firstyears Turns out you can’t call them freshmen…has to be “first years”. apparently it’s sexist. Susan B. Anthony would be proud.

  • umm says:

    @umm if these freshman, nay, first years, couldnt swagger back to their dorms, oh bwog, i highly doubt that they would be able to carefully orchestrate sketching a humongous SOS…

  • honestly says:

    @honestly we’re freshpeople.

  • AHHH SHIT says:

    @AHHH SHIT I could have had my name up on the Bwog. I saw this SOS days ago and I have a way better view from my dorm, but every time I submit something to the Bwog it either doesn’t show up or I don’t get credited. :(

    1. omg says:

      @omg you actually sound upset about this. please reevaluate your priorities in life.

  • alanbrinkley says:

    @alanbrinkley I’d say SOS is a reference to IRAQ and perhaps our current president. Just a guess. It might also have to do with the possibility that September 11th was created by and for the aforementioned elements.

    1. or even better: says:

      @or even better: I’d say this SOS was an attempt to see what pretentious Columbia’s would interpret it as; or maybe it was just a bunch of kids playing in the snow.

  • it's sad says:

    @it's sad that no one caught the LOST reference in #3.

  • doomsayer says:

    @doomsayer that SOS clamours in my soul too, get me outta here

  • Have Your Say

    What should Bwog's new tagline be?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Recent Comments

    I shaved mine off after a week. No hair to worry about. (read more)
    A Quarantine Crusade To Change Your Hair
    April 7, 2020
    Bwog—HP is just the type of crossover we need in a time like this. (read more)
    Field Notes: Hogwarts Edition
    April 6, 2020
    Someone picked Woodbridge 4B right on the first day of housing selection and I need to know WHY. 3-bedroom 2 (read more)
    Housing Coverage 2020: Day 5 Roundup
    April 6, 2020
    LOL. dumbass comment looking back now. now you know how serious it is ?? (read more)
    Life In Quarantine, Barnard College, USA
    April 6, 2020

    Comment Policy

    The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
    • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
    • Hate speech
    • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
    • Personal information about an individual
    • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
    • Spam or self-promotion
    • Copyright infringement
    • Libel