Jesus week starts today, kicking off five days of praise and prostration. This afternoon, Low Steps played host to easels on which passersby could at once declare and apologize for their direst sins. What do Columbia students feel sorry for?
“for thinking I’m better than non-Ivy students”
“for coveting my friends’ money and looks”
“God led Bush to war”
“being a pretentious bastard”
“being a bitch sometimes”
“for hating you =)”
“ignoring the homeless guy”
“for treating women like objects rather than friends”
“for not being sorry”
“for judging homosexuals”
“lusting after women”
Bwog is sorry for a lot of things. We just cry in our rooms about them instead.