Columbia’s medical researchers are provoking helpless panic across the country today, but word is, it’s good for your cardiovascular health. Scientists here have upended some traditionally accepted wisdom and are now arguing (in some cases) against CT scans and abstinence. Just one more thing to worry about for two of the most lamentable at-risk populations: people who are sick but can’t figure out why and 23-year-old virgins!

And in news related to Columbia only through the related post list on the second page linked above: for all you kids who were thinking of giving up sex because you could only think of 236 reasons to keep at it!