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Courtesy of Facebook, Bwog happened upon the following exceptional message from CQA, which we feel requires no introduction:
Hey folks! So in case you haven’t heard the news, Britney Spears has been hospitalized again for the second time this month for a mental health evaluation (it is also the second time this month the Reserve Board has cut interest rates…coincidence? We think not). CQA’s prayers go out to her during this difficult time as she works to get better and, well yeah, STRONGER!
Even better after the jump.
Yes, the First Friday Dance will still go on during this national tragedy. Britney would have wanted you to come. She would have wanted you to come before 11, because it’ll be free–Unlike her, because she’s forcefully confined against her will for 72 hours in a “welfare-hold”.
Here at CQA, we think Columbia is sort of like Britney-spears, and not in the fabulous coked-up former-child celebrity sort of way, but in the sense that we’re always being exploited and suffering etbacks which play out in the national media for everyone’s amusement. But, like Britney, we always seem to turn it around, in our own idiosyncratic way. So tonight, bring your sexy-ass selves, come out and dance with us as we honor Britney and Kanye West, 10pm at Lerner Party Space.
Yours in solidarity with Britney during this difficult time,
CQA
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@But what about.... Felipe Tarud?
@What do you call posting the same thing over and over on everything?
Felipe Ta-rude!
@LOL “Corny jokes” commenter is totes the new “FIRST!!!!!!!” commenter. LOL!
Oh and would someone please, PLEASE make a new post now, about anything? I can’t stand going to Bwog and having the first thing I see be that gag-inducing photo.
@ALEXW I CANT READ ANY WORDS ABOUT THEM BUT IM CERTAIN ITS ALL BULLSHIT
@britney spears used to be hot. now she’s not. sad.
@why does britney have such low self-esteem?
No one takes her Speariously!
@Listen I hope you fall into a very, very deep, dry well.
@i love you have my children.
@I concede, good sir I used to think of myself as a connoisseur of corny jokes – a poet-laureate among the philistines who resorted to actual “funny” jokes.
But no more! I’ve tried to keep up with your constant barrage of jokes, often adding one or two of my own. But, alas, I can’t keep up, and I’m giving up my title.
I say good day!
@Savior i hope that someone has the good sense to sterilize you.
@hmm 2 and 6 are the same person. by my count, that’s one against and two for. make that three; i love the corny jokes too