Bwog entered the terrible twos last week, and is looking forward to teething, walking, colic, and replying to every statement with a simple “Why?”

As such, you are pleasantly reminded that the second anniversary of our birth will be celebrated tonight at La Negrita (Columbus & 109th Street), at 10 PM. Bwog will be personally offended if you aren’t there, and would prefer to look back fondly on this momentous occasion. Don’t miss it!