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Bwog is currently livebwogging from the Low Steps, where we (like many of you) stumbled upon a rock concert. The music was loud (and catchy) as Bwog yelled around in vain trying to figure out what the concert was for. We first ran into Jeffrey Rodriguez, SEAS ’10, of the Intervarsity Christian Fellowship who explained that the concert (which is called Praise on the Steps for Jesus) was to kick off Jesus Week. Bwog screamed a couple clarifying questions, but Rodriguez ran off to enjoy the show. Dejected, we resigned ourselves to Googling. Luckily, Jonathan Walton, CC 08, sat down next to us on the steps and began typing on Bwog’s laptop. “Jesus Week is traditionally the week before Easter at Columbia University but because of Spring break this year we decided to have it later in the year. Each year the Christian fellowships come together to worship and reach out to campus through events and service,” he wrote in our open Word document. “Thank you!” Bwog yelled. Walton smiled and ran off.
The participating Christian fellowships include Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, Korean Campus Crusade for Christ, Campus Crusade for Christ, Remnant Christian Fellowship, and Kompass Christian Koinonia. “Are you ready to love God?!” the lead singer yelled to the crowd. The crowd replied affirmatively, enthusiastically.
– JNW
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@blog wow, something about that header is just so sad and vanilla.
@nice april fools, bwog.
but not as good as gmail’s
@not related, but hey BLOG! :D
@... ksw baby, ksw. never forget that those sps are fair game, the orgs are there for you and that nothing is more advanced than the tech…
@Pedants fail too Oops. “… equals the norm of average humor equals 0?” is what I meant to type.
@Pedant I mean… if average humor is on some continuous (or even countable and of cardinality greater than 1, I guess) spectrum of humor, than the complement of “average humor” would be all every humor but that.
Though I get the sense that you’re working on some sort of normed vector space pegging the norm of average humor as 0 and asking “What type of humor x whose norm added to the norm of average humor equals the norm of average humor equals x?”. And of course that’d be average humor.
@Albatross It can be really shocking when something truly unexpected happens which impacts you in some fashion.
Who doubts this?
@Agreed Further, one ought to fully consider all aspects of a scenario when a decision is to be made regarding that scenario.
@alexw FACT EVERYONE ON THE BWOG HATES EVERYONE ELSE
@2222222111 Kicking off Jesus week on the eve of April Fool’s? Pagan much?
@nope he is a favorite comment whore.
(please pick me bwog.)
@alexw EVERY WEEK IS JESUS WEEK
@hmm Does “alexw” ever post anything that isn’t a transparent attempt at making the “favorite comments” section?
@Anvil Nutsack ALEXW IS JESUS
@alexw HELLA KISSES, STARRING PETER WENTZ AS THE COUNTERTOP. SOUNDTRACK BY “THE FLAPS”
@wxela I am your anti-matter, alexw. I have been sent here by the Gods to eliminate you for your persistent attempts at propagating mediocre humor.
@i think that would imply you actually have something funny to say
fail
@Actually The opposite of average humor would be… average humor.
@Courtney Come see Columbia University Gospel Choir tomorrow in the Broadway skylounge at 7:30 for some great music. Peace!
@Jack Orleans God does not exist, and we need liberation without gods!
All are invited to a reception celebrating the release of Bob Avakian’s new book “Away With All Gods! Unchaining the Mind and Radically Changing the World” — This Friday.
April 4, 7 pm at Revolution Books
9 West 19th Street
Reception, Testimonials, Wine & Cheese
http://www.revolutionbooksnyc.org/
http://www.insight-press.com/
@The King of Spain Please note that the spam post is about the world’s favorite Maoist cult leader…
@uhh Instead of blindly following God, now you can blindly follow a cult leader…
@hrm Decisions, decisions. I can either drink watery too-sweet wine or possibly-poisoned Kool-Aid. What to do, what to do…
@question What’s the difference between the Campus Crusade for Christ and the Korea Campus Crusade for Christ?
@well One is made up of only Koreans, the other is not?
@umm were the Koreans kicked out of the Campus Crusade for Christ?
@yeah! Or are they just too good to crusade with everyone else?
@ugh they can shut up now.
@Aspartame Nile Oh happy night?
@Catholic Why can’t Evangelical Christians love Jesus somewhere else…like inside a church? Less electric guitar, more organ. THX.
@oooh snap got some o’ dat interfaith rivalry!
@actually there was an organ at the concert. well, a synthesizer, but thats beside the point.