PrezBo doesn’t know quite what to do without Brinkley
None of these men are quite as sexy as Brinkley
Brinkley thinks ROTC wouldn’t want to come back anyway!
Not news to Brinkley (…or anyone, really)
We’re not sure whose side is right here, but we’re almost certain Brinkley’s on it
OK this doesn’t fit the Brinkley theme but is nonetheless worth mentioning