It’s the first real cold snap of winter, but that doesn’t mean you have to wilt! Bwog has a whole list of reasons to embrace the freeze. To wit:
- the de-thawing feeling in your extremities when you get back inside
- the bulky clothes that obscure all the weight you’ll gain over the holidays
- the reduction in BO from people not sweating ever
- a reason to stay inside and study rather than get woefully behind by frolicking in the sunshine
- an excuse to wear your kickass boots
- hat hair
- sweaters
- tea
- A Charlie Brown Christmas Album
- “I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm”
- An excuse to drink more hot chocolate
- A reminder that Christmas is right around the corner (before you also remember that exam season will once again ruin your caroling)
- Cracking open your window to chill your room, then falling asleep under layers of heavy, warm blankets.
- Cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger
- Trees with leaves that look like they’re on fire
- Colors like burgundy, ocher, amber, and sienna (both “raw” and “burnt” varieties)
- Finally being able to identify a constellation (Orion)
- The disappearance of distractingly tight tops in class
- an excuse to hole yourself up in Butler/your room so that you never have to see the light of day
- Westside’s chicken noodle soup
- Gingerbread
- Babies in bulky snowsuits
- Fireplaces
- Christmas carols
- Condensation on glass windows
- Finger-painting on the condensation on glass windows
- a reason to hold hands
- thick wool socks
- the guilty pleasure sludge of a Starbucks peppermint mocha
- there’s finally no one on the steps so you can get that picture of Low you’ve always wa
nted - The imminent returns of Jack Bauer, Jack Shephard, and Bill Adama
- the 8th (and last?) season of Scrubs!
- 212 serving large iced coffees in paper cups (Yes, the coffee is cold, but they don’t buy large plastic cups–which sweat, a lot–for the wintertime)
- More incentive to quit smoking–who wants to stand outside more than absolutely necessary?
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@One More Thing: You can play Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on repeat and not be *that* weird.
@i feel like there is more BO in the winter – certainly in Butler where the temperature is a balmy 97 degrees. No, people definitely sweat more in the winter… in this overheated city.
@freezing ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ is probably my most-played album on iTunes just because of the ridiculous amount of times I listen to it during the holiday season. I love it!
@what? where in westside can i find chicken noodle soup?
@its in the back. go by the prepared foods section and its around the corner.
@random I miss the summer dresses, long legs, spaghetti straps, and nipple indented shirts.
@wait disappearance of distractingly tight tops is a good thing? aww hell no! bwog, perhaps we are oriented to differing sexualities.
@fine pity comment