For those of you who haven’t yet gotten your dream job offer, you may want to consider going to the Broadway Sky Lounge tonight from 7:30 PM to 9 PM, where you can discuss what you’re going to do with your BA with other soon-to-be graduates.

Seniors who gloated at the news that next year Columbia is effectively preventing its students from studying for finals may be in for some schadenfreude this evening, as underclassmen can again remind themselves in the fact that seniors are, you know, adults come May.

But don’t look so glum! There will be fancy downtown cupcakes of the Magnolia variety at this group freak-out thing.