Campo, the frat-friendly New Pertutti, has posted a rumor on its Facebook group — which evidently exists — that states the following piece of puzzling news:
“Campo On Campus”- Campo is opening a second, new restaurant, on Columbia University, between the Graduate School of Journalism and Furnhaldt Dorm. We’ll be offering warm sandwiches, soups, salads, pastries, great coffee and possibly wine and beer! Look for us in late January/early February!”
“Furnhaldt” is overpriced-Italian-restaurant-speak for “Furnald”, so that’s easy enough to figure out. But the area between Furnald and Journalism is currently occupied by a strange, Sims-like glass cube known as the Journalism Student Lounge. Bwog called up Campo to ask if there were any plans for expansion onto campus and were told that there were not.