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FedEx: Navel Gazey Edition


The semester’s last issue of
The Fed is out online!

Advice for when you go home

Chanukkah vs. Christmas

Some vacation possibilities

Courses you do not want to take

Always remember, kids: when you ask the Blue and White‘s blog to link to you, leave out that you’ve made fun of us

And congratulations to the Fed’s new masthead!

E-I-C: Rachel Paige Katz

Publisher: Benjamin Ehrlich

Managing Editor: Nina Pedrad

Head Submissions Editors: Aarti Iyer and Jeffrey Scharfstein.

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9 Comments

  • coogan says:

    @coogan just to clear any misconceptions that may be happening: i am verily voluble.

    tom riddle ain’t got shit on me, man.

  • coogan says:

    @coogan dude. i am about to drop serious bombs on columbia.

    how’s about a settlement to the tune of one-eighth their estimated endowment fund? It’d only be fair, considering the NYPD or CUPS took an eighth of orange-haze sticky-icky from my room without reporting it to those in charge of the case.

    fee fie foe fum. i smell the blood of an englushmun.

  • this says:

    @this was surprisingly mildly amusing. usually the fed is shitty beyond comparison.

  • i like it! says:

    @i like it! Can you print this one instead of Verily Veritas? It just reads better. You know, more truthful.

  • when is the says:

    @when is the B and W coming out?

    1. the magazine says:

      @the magazine Should come out on Tuesday.

  • down with the fed! says:

    @down with the fed! put an end to this paper and its terribleness!

  • hha says:

    @hha the b&w parody is amazing. brilliant.

    1. agreed says:

      @agreed lol. That really does feel like the B&W.

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