Butler corresponent Sara Vogel breathlessly reports the following: Around 11 PM, in 209 Butler, the following Dramatic And Exciting Events Occurred: A book fell to the ground. A bunch of students stood up and pointed finger guns at each other, as if holding everyone hostage. They all pointed their fingers and then said “bang” and shot each other. And then everyone clapped.
According to Bwog Media Analyst Jon Hill, we can expect the following coverage from Fox News:
“Where does the final casualty count stand today after a surprise hostage stand-off at a Columbia University library last night? We’ll have the details of the shocking incident and the crazed students that sparked it at the top of our 9 o’clock hour…”
Anyway, Bwog has been promised video of this Dramatic And Exciting Non-Standoff soon.
UPDATE 1:49 PM: Dramatic Video can be found here. Be patient, it takes a few tens of seconds for the action to start.