Beautiful People Alert

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Finally, documented proof that Columbia can turn out attractive people. Page Six Magazine has named Vampire Weekend singer Ezra Koenig one of New York’s 50 Hottest Bachelors. Koenig beat out another Columbia affiliate, Keith Gessen, by several spots, but ranks lower than Devendra Banhart, presumably for failing to meet some sort of facial hair quota.

Regardless, you now have something to brag about besides the same old alum in the Oval Office, etc. Mail a copy to everyone you knew in high school!

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  1. *drooling*  

    james franco is 3rd!

  2. Yes...

    ...3rd, while TEDDY FORSTMANN is 1st.


  3. gessen

    how is he a columbia affiliate? he went to harvard and syracuse. please don't tell me he teaches at columbia with his incomplete mfa.

  4. Surfin' UWS  

    Godammit that son of a bitch is pretty.

    No wonder I can't find a girlfriend.

    Le sigh...

  5. haha  

    really? because every guy i've ever been interested has already been dating some whore.

  6. hmm...

    So he dumped his Columbia girl then?

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