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Locally – Our women’s archery coach demonstrates that arrows can indeed puncture humans.
Internationally – We’re not opening international campuses, just research facilities. All the glory, none of the undergrads.
Internally – All those Twinkies in your college diet will make you forget everything you’ve learned.
Virtually – He got a journalism Master’s here, now he’s reinventing the editorial(izing) process. And he’s not writing for Bwog.
Underwater – Yes, the glaciers really are melting. We’re just double-triple-checking.