To aid you all in the existential crises at hand (Wien or McBain… oh the horrors) Bwog’s Special Inebriated Stunts Correspondent Jon Hill has been tracking stumbles, drunk dials, puke incidents and blackouts for months to bring you the complete breakdown of every dorm on your list by Blood Alcohol Level.
Long live the atrocious reign of Carman.
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@I love Where McBain is.
@yonald go carman. 7 is the best!
@damn i love pissing in sinks when i’m drunk
@When are appointment times being posted? The calendar says they should be up today…
@Sorry Bwog... But there is no way that the level of intoxication is higher in Carman than in the Fraternity Houses on a Saturday at 1am.
@wtf please explain the deletion of this comment. you reek of fascism.
@ummm O’Connell’s suckadick
@Sleepy If only my hard-partying Furnald neighbors believed in this graph…
@whatever it’s awesome if only for the fact that the only place in the “visits O’Connell’s and enjoys it” level are the brownstones
@do all townhouses have 2 rooms that face into the ec courtyard
@this is stupid who made this and what does it do besides reinforce tired (and dubious) stereotypes?
I demand statistics or for the author of this post to stfu.
@come on 1/2 of Bwog jokes are dubious stereotypes. At least this one didn’t have a lame link to an old post.
I will continue to tolerate the masturbatory content.
@HA... not my RA!
@really? I heard carman RA’s really cracked down last year on the parties/drinking. Does it really still have the reputation it used to or was this made by a senior who remembers the glory days?
@yo. bwog, how about more dorm profiles? you didn’t finish last year.
@ugh lame brown dig. plus kids there drink way more than we do.
@Brown What else is there to do in Hangover, NH? Get cozy with the livestock?
@brown isn’t in new hampshire. that would be dartmouth.
@What about our brand new Harmony Hall? Where will it rank??
@i dunno i think hogan should be up there
@... frat houses rank below ruggles? that’s bullshit
@wtf River!? really!? who the hell lives there? nobody….
@copy edity betty *atrocious
(been drinking?)
@I am... … curious about a similar chart with weed consumption
@that's probably why it says that you should have called CAVA an hour ago.
@concerned citizen why is butler not on the list. i practically live there and i’m boozin’ right now library bitchez!!!
@Good Graphic I like the chart, but averaging above .3? I doubt 95% of freshmen can get close to .3 without vomiting and passing out.
@ummm .35 is considered fatal, and that would just be from alcohol poisoning, not from complications like choking on your own vomit, etc.
clearly this is an exaggeration. duh.