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Youngster Threatens Passers-by with Awesome Hat

Bwog’s Associate Child Wrangler and Grassy Median Monitor Austin Brauser spotted a small person hiding in the brush on College Walk.

Are the British back?  Is he a CUAssassin? 

Don’t be alarmed – he’s probably just defending himself from stressed-out Columbians.

After the jump: Young person threatens cameraman.

   

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25 Comments

  • i am not mr seas says:

    @i am not mr seas yayyyyyyyy austin!

  • 2150 says:

    @2150 i love funny hats!

  • ALERT says:

    @ALERT I dunno if you mentioned this, Bwog, but Vine/Swish doesn’t have their bubble tea stand…

    …cuz it got moved to OLLIE’S???

    (The bubble tea menu in Ollie’s even has “Caffe Swish” in it too – are they all run by one company??)

    1. Chris Tucker says:

      @Chris Tucker All y’all Asian restaurants look alike!

  • all together now says:

    @all together now awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • i loveeee says:

    @i loveeee this kid. what a cutie!

  • sherman edwards says:

    @sherman edwards Kudos for the 1776 references!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous +1

    1. JCD says:

      @JCD Shouldn’t you be commenting in the Duke-UNC open thre…oh, alright.

  • Hmm says:

    @Hmm This seems to be a trend across Ivy campuses…

    http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/2009/03/06/23020/

  • wow says:

    @wow that is incredibly adorable

  • 3rd Amendment Enthusiast says:

    @3rd Amendment Enthusiast You shouldn’t be letting anyone like that into your home.

    1. EAL says:

      @EAL As a Second Amendment Enthusiast, I’m glad he’s exercising his constitutional rights.

      1. do you says:

        @do you feel that way about the guy who just shot his pastor too?

        1. ... says:

          @... i’m pretty sure commenter #5 wasn’t serious, you moron.

          1. actually says:

            @actually EAL is known to make obnoxious conservative comments. So he probably was serious, you moron.

            1. EAL says:

              @EAL I love how everyone takes everything on the Internets seriously. And I’m sorry if you’re too intolerant to take a bit of satire, or anything that isn’t uniformly liberal.

              1. ... says:

                @... it’s all fun and games until reagan’s aliens show up, download the internet, scroll down to the comments and decide to exterminate us all….

        2. yes says:

          @yes i feel the same way about pastors. religion is a bummer and must be crushed mercilessly by technology.

  • yo bwog says:

    @yo bwog hawkma is in the tree between lowe and la maison francais… looks like he’s vying the hipsters as usual

    1. why the fuck says:

      @why the fuck do people insist on spelling it “lowe”???

      1. probably says:

        @probably because of actor rob lowe

  • Thats says:

    @Thats My next door neighbor at home

  • EAL says:

    @EAL Well I for one would welcome the British back with open arms.

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