Hey, ’09! Don’t forget that today (as in “right now”), your new and improved 40s on 40 will be on the steps. It’s called “Senior Playpen,” a subtle way of reminding you that Columbia still thinks you’re eight years old.

So go celebrate your last few weeks of being a quasi-child by getting crazy in what is literally a university-built pen (and it doesn’t even have a ball pit!). Remember to bring your Columbia ID, and don’t try to sneak in any oversize bags, because they hate that.

And check back with Bwog soon for some real 40s on 40 news.