Sometimes kids don’t pay attention to ceremonies they don’t understand. Don’t worry, they’ll care more about their heritage later

Of course, young man, I’ll let you use your laptop for non-academic purposes in class. Just this once.

Fare hikes are a’comin! Good thing Columbia Alumni Association is on the case

Awkward life? There’s always Xanga.

Cold heart? Well… uh, don’t go to Africa.