It’s A New Semester, And That Means New Opening Remarks

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  1. Economist  

    Xavier Sala-I-Martin while explaining failed population control in the 70s: “I do not want the condom, why don’t you inflate it and play soccer”

  2. Topologist  

    Robert Lipshitz: "Hrm, should I prove this lemma? Who votes for me to prove it? Who votes against ... come on, this isn't Afghanistan ..."

  3. Gary Okihiro  

    I have difficulty hearing. I have other infirmities, but you don't need to know about them.

  4. neurobiology

    stuart firestein: "we're here to study everyone's fav-- well, second favorite organ."

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