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Even the most rent-stabilized Manhattanites can’t stand against the MTA (NYT).

The most famous CU alum’s favorite haunts get their own walking tour – for $25 (NYPost).

In local tennis, a 17-year-old from Georgia (the state) is steamrolling all those girls who advertise things on TV (HuffPo).

A good chunk of Morningside will now accept your parents’ money instead of your own (Spec).

New York State accuses Columbia’s Manhattanville PR firm of ethics violations (Spec).

And, last but not least, the University’s still forking it over to save us from Swine Mexican H1N1 Flu (Spec).