Another day, another scandalized hedge fund—but this one’s got a funky fresh hip dope rap song! (New York Post)

Relax—you’re probably not late for your train. (New York Times)

Conan O’Brien settles the feud nobody knew he had with Newark, New Jersey, because the city’s just too darn charming to stay mad at. (Gothamist)

A gas leak in a Brooklyn housing project will force residents to do all their holiday cooking on hot plates. This is terrible. (New York Post)

Bono and his ellipses…his thoughts on development + poverty + security…rebranding…return to the Times op-ed page. (New York Times)


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