James Franco Admits, It’s Lonely at the Top
Written by Bwog Staff
Alumni tipster and Bwog loyalist Ed Hoffman informs us that James Franco has confirmed his exodus from 209 once and for all. After one student accused him of only frequenting the library to check out all the hot young things, poor Franco was forced to study in Dodge, where he had “to sit alone in the dark.” Hence his move to the inestimably better lit coffeeshops around NYU.
Franco hasn’t been scarred for life by collegiate antics, though — our young scholar also reports that he’s considering heading to New Haven in the near future. Yale girls are already counting down the minutes.