I-Bankers have all the fun, and get all the H1N1 flu vaccine!  At least their profession isn’t lucrative. (NY Mag)

New York never got its pneumatic subway system… at least we’ve got our iPhones. (Spec)

National unemployment has risen to 10.2%, the highest since 1983; at least we can blog about it. (Gothamist)

How about them Yankees…?  Downtown Broadway is about to be consumed by a Series-victory ticker tape parade… at least it’s eco-friendly confetti. (NY Post, Gothamist)

Duke University erupts in scandal over a behavioral economics study on sex toys… (News & Observer)

…at least no one was injured when a renegade three-by-four foot airplane part landed on a Long Island front lawn. (1010 Wins)