One student decided to spruce up the Schapiro sky lounge:
The floor lamp might’ve been a little much to get past the Butler guard.
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Dec 15, 2009 
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One student decided to spruce up the Schapiro sky lounge:
The floor lamp might’ve been a little much to get past the Butler guard.
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30 Comments
@LAMP GIRL RETURNS She’s back, and this time she has GROUPIES. There’s a veritable lamp girl trio delighting in their excessive illumination, which one is quite visibly using to better watch Youtube. Because that’s not something you could possibly do in your own dorm room instead of taking up public study space.
@about time Good riddance Lamp Girl!
@ive reported this to public safety and housing…they should clean it up soon
@Dear Lamp Girl Please know that it wasn’t I who turned you in. I wish I could take back what I said. No one deserves to have Public Safety called on them, not even violent criminals on 114th and Bdway apparently.
Farewell.
@dude why so serious?
@I AM LAMP GIRL After Orgo Night. Sky Lounge. bring rubber.
@Dear Lamp Girl Can I bring a friend?
@Rubber? …kinky. I think I’ll just stick to a condom, thanks.
@Dear Lamp Girl I feel a little ashamed now, maybe I was too harsh. See you later for some quality studying time!
@Translation He means one-on-one action.
@sorry but i think you’re the one who needs to calm down. i’ve been in that room a lot recently b/c of my 3 papers, and…well…it’s really not a big deal.
@Surfin' UWS Are you Lamp girl?
@Solution Remove the lightbulbs, spill the milk on the notes, and melt the plastic water bottle with the hotpot.
@Dear Lamp Girl Yes, that is your name. First you brought the desk lamp. That was fine. The lighting is less than ideal up there. Then came the standing lamp. Sure, whatever. If you want to carry it up there. I’m going to draw the line at bringing your kitchen with you. Presumably your hotpot, milk, and sugar normally stay somewhere between 10 and 150 feet directly beneath you.It’s not your damn patio up there. Plenty of us can be all masochistic without making a scene about it.
@Harmony Hunter yeah i read this and i agree with things that you guys said
Where is Harmony Hall?
@Wow are you even trying anymore?
@Harmony Hunter ive been sleeping in an alleyway near barnard since I couldn’t find Harmony, I have no idea where it is – im tryin as hard as i can so tell me where harmony plez
@Really, you're not funny Please stop.
@Harmony Hunter vive been sleeping in an alleyway near barnard since I couldn’t find Harmony, I have no idea where it is – im tryin as hard as i can so tell me where harmony plez
@Sarah in defense of the lamp, the lighting in the lounge is quite dim.
@Solution Free lamp!
@i like solution’s suggestions
@no, it's ridiculous that lamp has been there for about a week. what’s also conveniently missing is the water heater that was there for a while, as well as the carton of milk left there overnight.
@so true every time i came up to the skylounge, i saw that damn carton of milk and went back down to my room. camping in butler is one thing, but camping within your own DORM? just take your shit down to your room, please.
@where is your holiday spirit? cartons of fetid milk fill most people’s hearts with joy.
@also abandoned boxes of sugar
@wait are you not allowed to have floor lamps in Schapiro?
@cc '08 camping out there is definitely an experience! I did it one summer for classes. It’s very peaceful and quiet but the view is a bit distracting. However, it’s cool to be literally looking at another state :-)
@I guess. Yeah, but that state is New Jersey…gross
@new jersey we don’t like you either.