Does that Look Like a…? Why, Yes it Does!

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From the Department of New and Quirky Campus Blogs comes Dicks at Columbia (http://dicksatcolumbia.tumblr.com).  Don’t worry, it’s totally SFW: the blog is a “celebration of the phallus in all its forms” on this undersexed campus, documenting the proprietor’s near-anthropological quest to find and photograph every wang at our apparently wang-obsessed school.  You can help, too!  Send all tips and photos to [email protected]. For more on the site, Bwog was able to snag a few precious Gchat minutes with the site’s founder:

bwog: So what’s the inspiration?

dicks: It actually started when I saw the dick drawing along the wall of the Law School. I realized that our school has an odd fascination with male genitalia, and decided to document it. It’s one of those things you don’t really notice until you start to think of it.

bwog: So what are your plans going forward? Any expansion plans?

dicks: I’m definitely hoping for tipsters to submit pictures. I know there are a lot of dicks out there that I’m just missing out on. Like Pan’s, for example. I haven’t had the chance to go down there and take a picture of his skin flute yet.

bwog: Are you worried you’ll run out of dicks?

dicks: Yeah, I’ve thought about the possibility of a dick shortage. If DicksAtColumbia somehow manages to catalog every dick on campus, then I’d consider it a mission accomplished. Until then, there’s a lot of work to be done.

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  1. That is a massive tree-rection

  2. HAHA  

    HAHA! Boy, this is really something funny! Male genitalia! Imagine that!

  3. Er,  

    How could the phallic fountains NOT be on the site already?

  4. brilliant  

    phallus + tumblr = INSTANT SUCCESS

  5. wow this is  

    very childish. We are a top ivy league institution...shouldn't be relegating ourself to such immature "humor"

    • A Serious Man  

      You obviously haven't read Shakespeare. Get thee to a nunnery, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

    • also

      The Romans thought penises were hilarious. Same goes for the Ancient Greeks. I learned that at this top Ivy League institution of ours.

    • doesnt it  

      make us more elitist to indulge in such wonderfully base things such as this as if to strike at the noses of those who pretend to carry themselves with such high esteem?

      of course. which is why we do it. it's more fun. hail to elite phallus.

      another note on the ivy league: it's just one cesspool of penis comparison. imagine that..."what is the size of your endowment?" "my endowment can do more things than your endowment" "how many people has your endowment 'supported'?" "Q: where did you get the size of your endowment! A: i inherited it!"

  6. the jj11 snow penis

    where is it.

  7. OwlPower  

    My Lit Hum professor became a dad, and he kept telling us for two classes straight, that the fountains were phallic symbols. I suppose becoming a father makes you hornier?

  8. wait...

    ...until they turn them on in the spring!

  9. by them

    i mean the *fountains*

  10. Harmony Hunter  

    so where is harmony and is harmony really just a dick?

  11. Penis Jokes...  

    Never get old. However, if you find one funny for longer than four hours, seek help immediately.

  12. also  

    seek help if your erection lasts more than four hours

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