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The Beautification Continues

The soothing sound of gently tumbling water washed over sunbathers on Low Steps today as the fountains were turned on, managing to mostly cover up the Lit Hum classes stationed in rings on various patches of nearby grass, obnoxiously discussing Dostoyevsky. Meanwhile LLC residents were presented with brand new grass, unrolled in mats and liberally watered this afternoon. This may be the greenest of grasses revealed so far!

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  • yes, because says:

    @yes, because there can be only one class full of douchey freshmen at a time.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Hey fuck you!

      1. Yikes. says:

        @Yikes. This went to a bad place really quickly.

  • anonymous says:

    @anonymous haha, obnoxiously discussing Dostoyevsky… that HAD to be my class :)

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