Early this morning, Bwog received an urgent message: “Chairs Piano Lounge,” wrote the anonymous tipster.  “They’re new.  They’re now.”

Accompanying these cryptic messages were photos of the old beige chairs in undignified stacks by the ramps.

This afternoon, Bwog Private Eye Carolyn Ruvkun went to investigate.

“Verdict: firm, supportive back.  Less butt cushioning,” she wrote in her notes.  She called the color choice “practical” but noted that the “grey chairs on grey carpet with grey and black tables” was a little “drab.”

They may be stain-proof, yes, but Bwog would have preferred a deep blue.

Photos by Caitlyn Gillikan, Pat Blute, and Carolyn Ruvkun, and Gavin McGown