Early this morning, Bwog received an urgent message: “Chairs Piano Lounge,” wrote the anonymous tipster. “They’re new. They’re now.”
Accompanying these cryptic messages were photos of the old beige chairs in undignified stacks by the ramps.
This afternoon, Bwog Private Eye Carolyn Ruvkun went to investigate.
“Verdict: firm, supportive back. Less butt cushioning,” she wrote in her notes. She called the color choice “practical” but noted that the “grey chairs on grey carpet with grey and black tables” was a little “drab.”
They may be stain-proof, yes, but Bwog would have preferred a deep blue.
Photos by Caitlyn Gillikan, Pat Blute, and Carolyn Ruvkun, and Gavin McGown
12 Comments
@YO! I’m so tired of people hogging the table on Lerner 3 near the Computer Lab. Eat your lunch in the cafe across the stupid fucking ramp!!!
@curious chairs for chairs.
@LMAO yo dawg we heard you like chairs so we put a chair on your chair so you can lounge while you lounge.
@it looks …like an airport
@Anonymous but more comfortable
@w o w really, this is where all of our money gets drained to. great.
@Anonymous just in time for commencement…
@=( RIP lerner piano lounge chairs…your bland but reassuring hue will be missed.
@irrelevent why were the LitHum passage ids so bland and HARD?!
@i'm glad i’m not the only one who thought they were hard!!
@Except …they were not hard. Much easier than first semester.
@Hmm What are they doing with the old ones?