Primal Scream for Noobs
Written by Bwog Staff
Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students:
- If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy.
- At midnight, open your window or go outside.
- . Loudly. It should sound like this. Morningside Heights residents will wonder if you’ve been “skewered,” apparently.
- Keep it short. Some of you will be tempted to scream for more than three minutes. Ignore this temptation.