It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… (Gothamist)

NPR suggests you listen to annoying Christmas music.

Richard Nixon wasn’t racist or anti-Semitic…. oh, wait. (NYT)

A man got trapped between a train and the platform at Union Square. Scary! (New York Post)

Update, 2:04 PM: Mark Madoff, son of Bernie Madoff, committed suicide this morning. (NYT)

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