The act of biting

“I’m calling the shots today, get up out of bed, into school!” – Magic Johnson (NYT)

“The present moment has nothing to do with me personally, with Hosni Mubarak, but with a situation of Egypt in its present and the future of its sons.” – Hosni Mubarak, who has just stepped down as president. (Al Jazeera, NYT)

“What does Valentines Day mean to you?” – Your fellow students (Spec)

“Where’s bin Laden at!” – Libertarians (CBS)

“There’s always money in the banana stand taxi medallion” – George Bluth Sr. (Gothamist)

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