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Last Minute Gift Ideas for the Lazy in Love

Are you a lazy lover? Minimum effort produces maximum results with these great Morningside Heights finds. You can even pay with Flex! Katheryn Thayer keeps you in the know!

For the Cuddly
Breakfast in bed! Bonus points if you serve with John Jay trays.

For the Alcoholic
Check out these cute love-themed ice cube trays at University Housewares!

For the Literary
Ivy League Stationers has a great variety of Moleskine journals and “fancy” pens, ranging from $10 to $75.

For the Fancy (and cheap)
Ivy League Stationers also sells watches starting at $20—and they look like they cost more! Also think about getting a Zagat guide and New York City tour books. Uber romantic date ideas in one easy-to-wrap package!

For Your Yogi
Stationers also offers Eastern treasures like Indian tea and Buddha-shaped incense burners.

For the Lonely
Enough Said.

If You’re “Culinary”
Plan an indoor picnic with side dishes, artisan cheese, and fresh breads from Milano.

Fake a homemade meal: get hot food to go from Westside Market, light candles from University Housewares, and pretend you made one of these Milano masterpieces yourself:

If You’re a Barnard Girl
No Flex? No problem! The Diana Center Café has some great items to help you feign real effort. Crumbs cupcakes and Kopali Organic chocolates are tasty and trendy treats that typically found only downtown.

For Your Friends
Pick up some premade cookies for decorating from Morton Williams and throw an anti-Valentine’s Day party.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous mmm, fully cooked bacon and chocolate in bed. how about a magazine too?

  • john jay says:

    @john jay doesn’t have trays…try again.

  • "typically only found downtown" says:

    @"typically only found downtown" uh, you do realize there’s a crumbs bakery on 100th and columbus, right? or are we calling that downtown now?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Yeap, getting that ice cream on Monday.

  • plz says:

    @plz Ben and Jerry are the only men a girl needs.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Anti V-Day Party FTW!

  • Sigh says:

    @Sigh Maybe the pizza man will love me

    1. I don't have any pizza, says:

      @I don't have any pizza, but if you have any plumbing problems or desperately need some gardening done . . . let me know ; )

  • RAbble rabble rabble says:

    @RAbble rabble rabble rabble i’m lonely, rabble rabble, fml rabble rabble.

    1. and says:

      @and I’m hot too…



  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous i have no one to buy stuff for… :(

  • FUCK says:


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