In John Collins’s metaphysics class:

Collins: You all should come to the philosophy prospective majors open house tonight. There will be a keg, Jager shots, and cake. Due to Phillip Kitcher’s absence, we could probably get away with anything, and of course he still assumes all responsibility.

A TA chimes in: And he has terrible taste in beer.

Collins: Yeah, cause he’s british.

Other TA who is British: HEY!!

A student, who apparently missed the joke, then asked about a drink limit. Collins replied, “Yes, there is a limit on Jager shots, and it is a natural number.”

Seriously, though, class of 2013, get thee to a departmental Open House. You only have a week and a half to figure out the rest of your lives.

Comic via xkcd