39 CommentsValentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Kyla, CC ’13 and Michael Mournighan, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. And just cause we feel it in the air… today will be our last day for Personal submissions, so get ’em in!
Mike Mournighan, SEAS ’13
Name, Year, School, Major: Kyla, 2013, CC, Creative Writing/Computer Science
Preference: Girl for guy
Hometown: Demarest… New Jersey
Your dream date in seven words or less: Pie.
What redeems you as a human being? Er, Nina Simone’s Ain’t Got No, I Got Life is my #6 most played? This is probably because… I enjoy dancing in room in my underwear a lot (sorry roomie, now you know). I really do hope that is a redeeming tidbit… and not an embarrassing one. Though it’s probably the latter, isn’t it :(
Choice aphrodisiac: A ripe apple. Possibly an Empire or a Stayman’s Winesap? From Samascott? Mmm
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park. Admittedly, one of the most dangerous. It’s part of the appeal!
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Gerbils. Their fondness for procreation –> childhood trauma
Historical Hottie: Alan Turing!
Name, Year, School, Major: Mike Mournighan, 2013, SEAS, Computer Engineering
Preference: Lad for Lass
Hometown: Mexico, NY – Yes, it exists.
Your dream date in seven words or less: Witty banter and a long walk.
What redeems you as a human being? I work hard to make life entertaining.
Choice aphrodisiac: Homemade BLT with garden fresh tomatoes.
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Top of the stairway over looking 120th behind Pupin/CEPSR
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Rapidash because Jonny took the miniature stallion…
Historical Hottie: Sacagawea
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39 Comments
@Anonymous fuck yeah computers
@Anonymous im running a nearest neighbor search to find these kids so i can force them on a date…
@Mind Blown In all my years of playing pokemon, I never until now realized that there is an ‘i’ in ‘Rapidash’.
@former classmate kyla’s pretty funny. very dry.
ask her about the story where a female character randomly jumps off a cliff.
@woo! Kyla is awesome. Hope she gets someone super cool!
@ahhh mike is the best!
@Anonymous Kyla is THE BEST!!!!
Also, she is gorgeous. That is all.
@So... what can Bwog Personals do for guys who aren’t into asian girls? They all have been except for that one that posted a picture where you cant see her face.
@But asian girls are the best.
@hmm there’s a little more diversity in part personals…they’re all tagged so it’s not hard to glance back
@Anonymous how tall is mike?
@Johnny Appleseed My new match.com differentiation strategy: name-dropping deviant apple cultivars that you haven’t heard of!
@Anonymous Kyla is super smart and cool–worked with her this summer!
@Anonymous Kyla and Mike should go on a date.
@Mike is epic ~A Fellow /b/ro
@Anonymous can mike triforce?
@Anonymous when do we (people who posted a personal) find out who we are dating?
@come on! does mike have a beard? if so, yummers. if not, still yummers.
@Yeah he does. Not really shown in picture though is it.
@Anonymous Alan Turing = best answer so far
@? I guess she likes gay dudes
@who doesn't like gay dudes?
@Anonymous Kyla!!!!
@How does the 10 dollars work? do both parties receive 10 dollars? If you get more than one date, do you get 10 more dollars? fucking explain it Learned!
@Claire $10 goes to the person who posted the personal. To be spent on a method of their choice for distinguishing their most eligible mate!
@Thank you but I asked Learned.
@wait why don’t they just date each other? perfect match (and $20 in the bag).
@Alan Turing Even hotter after court-mandated castration.
@ahhh! kyla youre the best!!
@mmm I wants me some mournighan
@oh boy kyla, riverside is not that dangerous.
mike, i am a woman who appreciates a good blt. throw a little avocado in there, we’re golden.
@2013 kyla ive have a crush on you for a while. but im afraid to tell you in person. :(
@hirhrei ask her out…nows ur chance!….and get 10 dollars too yo
@Claire Respond to her personal, duh! we tell her for you!
@2012 Me too dude, me too.
@Anonymous Kyla is awesome! So much fun :)
@anonymous KYLA IS HAWT
@Kyla I wanna see you dance in your underwear in my room.
@yellow fevah let’s wang cheung tonite!