33 CommentsValentine’s Day is just three short days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our bachelorette for this first round is Owen Crawford, BC ’14. If you’re interested, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still plenty of time to submit your own Personal as well!
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- Owen “Jack” Crawford, BC ’14
Name, Year, School, Major: Owen “Jack” Crawford, 2014, Barnard, Art History/Premed (yes, I’m a girl who goes by Jack even though my legal name is Owen Sean)
Preference: Girl for gay best friend
Hometown: San Francisco
Your dream date in seven words or less: “Spring Awakening” sing-along followed by frozen yogurt.
What redeems you as a human being? I have pretty mermaid hair and you can recognize me by my laugh from a mile away. It’s been calculated.
Choice aphrodisiac: Perfect harmonies and matching blazers.
Most romantic spot in Morningside: I don’t believe in any romance other than the Romantic movement.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Anteaters. No need for explanation.
Historical Hottie: Gene Kelly!
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@Ada Lovelace http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=298
@owen's a hottie!!!!
@D “What redeems you as a human being?”
I could never do this.
I have no redeeming qualities, I’m into S&M, killing ants turns me on, and I steal fruit from Appletree all the fucking time.
@plz Can I have the cat?
@... Trying way too hard.
@Anonymous I LOVE YE!!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!
@Anonymous hmm… if only the Crawford here is Chace Crawford….
@Anonymous http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png
@Anonymous reddit taking over in this bitch
@technically 4chan
@Anonymous It is immensely validating to know that I’m not the only one with a crush on Ada Lovelace.
@Are we guaranteed a date? what happens if they’re not interested in me?
@well, wouldn’t find out if you don’t try, right?
@Rawree aww Ye is such an awesome person!!!
@Anonymous YE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s the awesomest girl evaar. Cute smile, cute laugh.
@Anonymous wait, can we have a girl date with maomi too?
@Chaz Bono Owen is cute. But I can’t tell if she wants a boy or a girl!!
@Anonymous Come on, y’all. Owen is straight. She is looking for a gay best friend. As in, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE
@cc'11 these are both really great personals, bwog!
@wait both these bitches are gay?
@Anonymous Can you please explain how the “preference” thing works? what does x “for” y mean??
@I'm about to find out.
@Sling Will they put out on the first date?
@OKCupid I think you mean “Do you like the taste of beer?”
@Anonymous hahahahahahahaha!
@Hmmm Nice pussy.
@I'd like to go out with both of them. and get 20 dollars. Is that ok?
@omg so. incredibly. mean. LOL.
@here they come the misogynist comments
~~~watching
@Hey! Howd you get your comment on top?