Really, Really Closed.

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How many guys does it take to keep a door shut?

None, just a chair apparently.

But really, Five Guys has been closed for what seems like forever. We’ll give you updates as soon as we hear!

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  1. Confused

    How long does it take to train people to make burgers? You put them on a grill, take them off and put them on a bun when they're done.

  2. Tragic  

    I spent all break sitting in front of that sign

    Some day.

  3. Anonymous  

    I heard one of the guys died...have some respect dicks.

  4. Anonymous  

    I'm half-expecting Five Guys to go out of business before they open.

  5. Anonymous  

    Yeah, someone messed this up.

  6. Anonymous  

    I secondhand heard something about the landlord not letting them open until April 1st.

    • Anonymous

      and i heard that they were absolutely going to open in january or februrary, then 29 days or less from february 9, then march 15, then absolutely before march 19, and now it's march fucking 21 and they're still trying to figure out how to put the fucking hamburgers inside the fucking buns. i'm really, really sorry to say it, but there's a reason why "flipping burgers" is synonymous with a menial job.

      sigh, it's not like we're not going to mob the place when it opens anyway. oh well.

  7. china  

    I heard they are closing for good! (health code violations) :(

  8. they are  

    closed until May - just confirmed.

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