How many guys does it take to keep a door shut?
None, just a chair apparently.
But really, Five Guys has been closed for what seems like forever. We’ll give you updates as soon as we hear!
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Bwog Staff on
Mar 19, 2011 
20 Comments
How many guys does it take to keep a door shut?
But really, Five Guys has been closed for what seems like forever. We’ll give you updates as soon as we hear!
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20 Comments
@they are closed until May – just confirmed.
@hey guys if we thumbs down this comment til it disappears maybe five guys will open in april
@china I heard they are closing for good! (health code violations) :(
@Anonymous you shut your lying whore mouth.
@Anonymous I secondhand heard something about the landlord not letting them open until April 1st.
@Anonymous and i heard that they were absolutely going to open in january or februrary, then 29 days or less from february 9, then march 15, then absolutely before march 19, and now it’s march fucking 21 and they’re still trying to figure out how to put the fucking hamburgers inside the fucking buns. i’m really, really sorry to say it, but there’s a reason why “flipping burgers” is synonymous with a menial job.
sigh, it’s not like we’re not going to mob the place when it opens anyway. oh well.
@Anonymous Yeah, someone messed this up.
@Anonymous I’m half-expecting Five Guys to go out of business before they open.
@Anonymous I heard one of the guys died…have some respect dicks.
@Anonymous Well when will “Four Guys” open? I’m MAD HUNGRY!!!!!
@Track nice combo
@yea dude It would’ve been funnier if you logged onto two different computers, and actually made us believe two different people wrote it. Nice try though.
@Anonymous ahahhah thats hilarious
@Anonymous how embarrassing
@Anonymous Nah I support this double-posting
@Anonymous Yeah, this guy knows what’s up
@Tragic I spent all break sitting in front of that sign
http://youtu.be/OjNw75bJyuM
Some day.
@Confused How long does it take to train people to make burgers? You put them on a grill, take them off and put them on a bun when they’re done.
@... Don’t forget to put on the cheese and special sauce!
@Don't be confused There is a shortage of hamburger university applicants, gotta find the right employee with an impeccable hamburger degree to work at five guys. Be patient.