Columbia’s ivory tower does not exist in a vacuum after all! A hard freeze in Mexico, which forced Wendy’s to offer tomatoes by request only, has struck our very own Ferris Booth.
Ferris will not serve tomatoes “until further notice.”
However, it’s not all bad—the tomato shortage is probably good for tomato farmers demanding one more penny per pound. But Trader Joes’ doesn’t want to pay that extra penny, so people are protesting at the UWS branch!
Also of note: Ferris supports the Oxford comma! So does Bwog!
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@well the sundried tomatoes they’re currently offering taste a thousand times better. might as well keep them instead of those round ones.
@Unpopular Opinion Time I don’t like Vampire Weekend. In fact, I despise them.
@Anonopotamus + on oxford comma usage
– on lack of comma separating the dependent clause and the independent clause.
@'potamus you rock
@LBB'12 Who give the fuck about the Oxford comma?
@Well I climbed to Dharamsala too.
I did!
@Anonymous Is there ANYONE on campus who agrees with me that the Oxford comma creates a painfully large gap between the last two items of a series and should be avoided unless it’s needed for clarity?
No?
*slinks away*
@Anon Personally I find it annoyingly incongruous to omit the comma. But to each his own.
@Damn Bwog, this has been there for two days! You gotta be quicker!
@No tomatoes! How will the agriculture sector ketchup?
@What? What am I suppose to bring to the Senior Lecture series when the speaker is bad now?