Fountains Freely Flowing

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We’ve said it before, and we may have jumped the gun, because it got cold again. But go look outside! The (decidedly phallic) fountains are back on! So go sit on the steps, go find that Fountain of Youth, that long sought El Dorado of Columbia—contentment.

Next thing you  know it’ll be hot and sweaty. Hooray!

Source of genius.

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  1. Anonymous  

    I mean I'm happy it's warmer and everything, but I didn't know the fountains were THAT excited...

  2. Anonymous  

    just the tip

  3. Spring

    just finally came.

  4. phallic phriend  

    Low fountains—e(jacu)lated to have been turned on again

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