Drinking with Bwog: The White Russian

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

‘Sup dudes. It’s basically the last week of classes, which means it’s time to bro’ out like nobody’s business. Drinking with Bwog can assist you with that. Read on as His Royal Dudeness Elliott Grieco of the Columbia Bartending Agency teaches you how to make the dudest of all drinks—the White Russian.

Hey, man. I know you’re graduating and everything, and it’s possible that you don’t have a job, so…man why don’t we just get drunk and bowl? Here is, like, the perfect drink for kicking back, putting on a bathrobe, and looking for lost toes: the White Russian.


2 oz. vodka
1 oz. Kahlua (or another brand coffee liqueur)
1 oz. cream (or milk)


Fill an Old Fashion glass (short, wide, and classy) with ice and pour in the vodka and Kahlua. To keep the drink looking fancy, pour in your dairy mix of choice slowly to float above the liqueur. Stir the mixture slowly and watch as the light and dark mix. If you’re not going for looks, the drink tastes just as good stirred to an even, caramel color.

The White Russian is traditionally a dessert drink…but milk is a breakfast beverage too, right? Take it easy this finals season; when in doubt, just channel your inner Dude!

Dude Drinking a White Russian from Flickr/tornatore

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  1. El Duderino  

    The Dude abides

  2. dear bwog  

    please explain the email we got about bacchanal! how is this actually going to work? how strictly will it be enforced? do barnard ids count?

  3. Anonymous  

    best caption ever.

  4. But don't you really want this?


    2 oz Vodka
    1 oz Coffee liqueur
    1/2 oz semen
    cream or milk
    ice cubes

    Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.

  5. Anonymous  

    You can use your Ralph's card

  6. this is  

    a fantastic drink! Kudos to the person who came up with it.

  7. Anonymous  

    This sounds like a great drink! I do wish it were named the Vodkahlua.

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