These are fancier than your average bagel.

In keeping with the campaign initiatives of their fellow candidates, the members of Better Columbia want to greet you on this fine morning with bagels and orange juice. Scurry over to the Van Am Quad (you know, that patch of grass between John Jay and Hamilton where people are allowed to play frisbee or football about three times a year) between 11 am and 1 pm to meet the Better Columbia team and get your fill of free food!

“Artisan” Bagels via Wikimedia Commons