Boringside Heights: All is Vanity Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 09, 2011

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Compared to last week’s serious upheavals in Boringside, the latest dispatches from the ‘hood are somewhat less traumatizing. However, please do not underestimate the significance of these minute changes.

: Last week Oren’s raised their cookie prices, and now they have relegated them to the less prominent counter in favor of the muffins.

: Shiny, and probably very slippery.

Last but not least, Absolute Bagels, in typical Boringside style, raised their cream cheese prices by 30 cents to $2.25.

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